Years back when I lived in Kentish Town
I came home one evening to find one of my Transformers (G1 Bludgeon, FWIW) sitting next to my housemate's computer in the living room. Suspecting that he was planning some kind of mind-fuckery I took it back to the toy shelves in my room only to find that mine was still sitting where it should be, and that my housemate had gone out and bought a duplicate. I got caught returning it, whereupon he revealed that he'd been planning a series of "trials" that would ultimately have destroyed poor Bludgeon - the final one was supposed to have been an acid bath - to make me think that it was my Transformer that was melted. I suppose the moral of the story is: if you're planning to fuck with someone, don't leave the evidence lying around where they can find it.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:09, 8 replies)

females want it wedged

(spanishfly 2, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:33, closed)

Waste of a good toy, if you ask me.
G1 Transformers were good, not like the shit that kids get now.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 20:46, closed)

lol yeah
I remember being a child too
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 23:33, closed)

I was in a pub in East Finchley recently
and the barman who served me was the exact same guy who used to serve me in that pub next to the Forum in the nineties in Kentish Town. What was a total head fuck up was he hadn't changed physically in twenty years, despite being 'old' way back then. Bull and Last, Bull and Gate? Being Kentish Town it's probably a a block of flats now.
( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 1:19, closed)

I also have met a comparative stranger in more than one location and context.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 11:21, closed)

Handy hint: neither of you come out of this looking good
HTH xxx
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:41, closed)

dolls are cool

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 11:17, closed)

acid bath is a horrible euphemism.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 13:10, closed)