Slight pearoast
It's actually my daughter's story, but since she's half my DNA, I can use it. This happened two years ago.

There was girl she disliked intensely (as one would expect with 13-year-old girls), and at school they did their best to make each other miserable.

So one day my daughter pays a friend five dollars to steal the other girl's clothes while she's in gym class, and hides the clothes in an obscure corner of the locker room. Result: the enemy girl had to wear her gym clothes for the rest of the day.

The next day there's an announcement over the loudspeakers that a ten dollar reward is being offered for information as to where the girl's clothes are. My daughter marches to the office and reports that she saw some clothes in an obscure corner of the locker room. She's given the reward, and goes back to her class.

In other words, she humiliated the girl and made five dollars profit in the process. And made her enemy pay it to her. Devious and vicious, and I pity whoever else she decides to take a disliking to.

I know I shouldn't be as proud of her for that as I am, but what can I say? She takes after her dad...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:38, 2 replies)

Right. Yeah.
This is an old story.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:59, closed)

*sigh* True...
I've never been much of one for get-rich-quick schemes- I'm a bit too cautious and pragmatic.

I'll have to get some stories from friends...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:03, closed)