Try This
.

Set-up two bank accounts in your own name. For one account, tell them that you're starting your own business and that you'll be trading as DVD SALES.

Advertise in a few national newspapers selling 10, 2 - hour porn DVDs for £20. The hottest hard-core DVDs ever to hit Britain. Then wait for the orders to roll in with cheques made payable to DVD SALES.

Then you toddle off to the bank and cash the cheques. And while you're there you change the name of your second account to TA (Trading As) ANAL SEX AND FROTTAGE CLUB. Wait the few days it takes for your new cheque book to come through and then write to all of your customers explaining that, due to unprecedented demand, you can't fulfil their order and enclose a cheque, made payable to them, for their £20. Made out from the ANAL SEX AND FROTTAGE CLUB.

90% of them won't cash it as they couldn't stand the embarrassment of presenting it to the bank.

Go to pub.


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:19, 8 replies)

I refuse to click
purely because of the obvious plagiarism.




guy ritchie you thieving shit...
( Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:22, closed)

Oh Yawn...
Guy Ritchie?

That scam is older than Moses. So Guy fucking Ritchie didn't invent it either.

There's very little new under the sun....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:26, closed)

that was a poke at old limp cock shitty wife
not you.
( Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:47, closed)

No Worries
.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:13, closed)

Reminds me of the scene in Lockstock And Two Smoking Barrels

( RiverBlues Hello, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:38, closed)

I'd cash a check from that company name
And I'd do it in person just to see the look on the teller's face.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 6:29, closed)

hehehe
cunning
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 8:00, closed)

I read this in..
...Robert McLiam Wilson's 'Eureka Street' - am I getting warm?

He also got kids to collect and varnish twigs, before selling them to the US as genuine Leprechaun walking sticks.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:40, closed)