Fake IDs
When I was a teenager, I looked a lot like I do now. The benefits back then were legendary. I could get served for booze at 15 in any off licence or pub. I also had the sense to look in the back of FHM and invest in a £10 ID. Easiest thing ever. Just fill out a form, send it off with a tenner and a couple of weeks later, there you go, a plastic card ID with everything scanned on. Result. Now this plan worked in 2 ways. I'd always see some mates from school outside the off licence, and they'd ask me to go in and buy ale for them. I'd agree, but only after they paid me a fiver (or bought whatever booze I was after). That made me a few quid, which is always handy when you're 15. The other part of the plan was to sell these fake IDs in school at break time. I made a proper killing here. Charged £30 for them. Never revelaved my source (until today, but so what). Paid for it and pocketed the extra £20. The best week, I sold about 15 IDs. It was a good week. Not really get rich quick, but get more money than Christmas and birthday combined qucik. Another thing the kids around the football grounds do is 'mind' cars. On a matchday, if someone parked their car in a street remotely close to a football stadium, you can bet they're approached by a tracksuit clad youth asking if they can "mind your car mate?". They get the money cos nobody wants to say no to these vagrants who'll be hanging around their car for 2 hours. The kids do fuck all, and would probably help if you wanted to steal one of their customer's cars. Again, not get rich quick, but a good way to make money to pass onto me for getting them ale.
(Visionaryofthe1980s www.myspace.com/visionariesofthe1980s, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:54, Reply)