Thinking of selling my body.
After going through a particularly bad break up today (more me getting dumped because after a year she suddenly feels different), I decided I might just have to sell my body, perhaps I won't get rich quick but the scaly old men touching me might detract from how utterly shit my life is.

If me trying my hardest to do everything right and treat her like a queen I get treated like a sap, I don't see much point in doing anything worthwhile.

Then again, been scamming Gala Bingo with my mum for a while, might get a windfall yet. :P

Sorry for utterly uninteresting length. I'm a massive cock.
(RizzJizz doesn't do life., Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:50, 17 replies)

Sorry mate
Went through the same thing a week ago. Nothing like being told you aren't loved any more eh?

Just don't take it out on yourself, she is the cock.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:56, closed)

It works.
I used to do that, and my most successful evening brought me £120 in two hours. And it's amazing how walking around with three times everyone else's salary for a tenth of the work makes you feel like a giant, wonderful, smarmy king...
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:57, closed)

You know what....
..., I'm thinking of becoming a complete arse as the old saying of "Nice guys finish last" seems to be true.
( Evil Bastardo, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:06, closed)

*hugs*
Sorry matey, been thru about 7 similar experiences in my life now, they never get easier, but try not to let cynicism fuck up your next try at it 'cos like anything, you learn how to do it better next time.

Of course, I've given up on monogamy and do polyamory now, but your solution sounds more profitable!
( ..wil, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:45, closed)

Nooo!
No matter what happens, never give up being a nice guy! There are only cocks around here, I'd give anything to find someone nice :(
Just keep hope and I'm sure things will turn out okay.
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:47, closed)

Nice guys do finish last.
it's so true.

Thanks for the support.

I got so frigged off I ended up drinking again, smoking again and smoking something naughty... Being as I'm a recovering addict... not cool.

She's starting to feel bad now, trying to ease up the tension over MSN. Saying she feels better talking to me and doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I told her if I can't be with her I'm not going to see her again.

Bloody teenagers eh?
(RizzJizz doesn't do life., Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:55, closed)

Keep your chin up mate.
For every girl that wants to rip out your heart and flush it down the toilet there are ten who actually appreciate a decent bloke. Still, doesn't stop me sitting here drinking and chain smoking aswell though. Love isn't all it's cracked up to be sometimes.
( Evil Bastardo, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:02, closed)

Same thing happened to me a couple of weeks back
By typed letter, no less! Third breakup now, this one by far the easiest of them all. Still, at least I earned my brown wings with that lass :D
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:16, closed)

Typed letter.....
...is actually pretty classy these days. It's usually text or email, which is always nice. Fair play on the brown wings. ;) So long as you weren't called callow in the letter. :)
( Evil Bastardo, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:21, closed)

^^
Theres nothing that beats sitting in your room with the internet, watching movies, drinking, eating, schmoking, and wanking.

Ahh the good old days.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:36, closed)

Ah, Mallrats
No, not callow. Apparently arrogant, obnoxious, dismissive of others and possible bisexual. Strange woman.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:29, closed)

Sorry to hear that
Same sorta thing happened to me. Years of being treated like a mug - honestly don't know why I put up with it so long looking back on it - but hey - so it goes I guess. And yeah - it does seem that nice guys finish last... Best bet is to cut all contact with her for at least a year. In my experiance some exes still hang around trying to drag you down.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:54, closed)

Sorry etc.
I had a hollow laugh at the "I'd do anything to meet a nice guy" above. All women say that and then actively pursue the guys who treat them like shit. Of my three close female friends, one has spent a year alternately shagging and arguing with a guy who keeps telling her she's crazy and stupid, one is moving in with an unbearable city type who can't stop talking about his huge 'pay packet', and one keeps emailing me asking what she should do about her fuckbuddy "telling me he wants to sleep with my best mate". Meanwhile I spend six months with the love of my life trying to prove to her every day how much I think the sun shines out of her arse, and ... "it's not you, it's me". Women are all insane. Perhaps theres some way to make money out of that. Oh yeah, anti-wrinkle creams, I forgot.
(jabboy, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:22, closed)

No!
Please don't give up being a nice guy, there are loads of idiotic girls who don't like nice guys but all the decent girls do I promise. Leave the nasty twunts to each other and spend a bit of time wading through them to find the next lovely lady who'll appreciate you.
I've been trying to debunk this myth for years.
I'm a sexy intelligent lady with huge norks who likes dirt in bed; I've been going out with a sweet lovely nerd boy who has never pretended to be anything different for nearly 4 years now. Before him I was miserable for the last 8 years with idiot cool boys as that was all I found. Real nice boys are so rare that you'll be snapped up (so long as you don't stay in your room smoking and drinking all day long...)
(octopuspie, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:43, closed)

Ah
Therein lies the problem.
(jabboy, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:24, closed)

I guess
That I'm just seeing it ffrom a straight guy's perspective - so I only notice the girls who go for bastards and such - I figure that what with people basicaly being pretty similar in levels of bastardishness that whatever your sex, or sexual preferences you wind up running into the same problems
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:38, closed)

So... there are actually women who aren't insane out there?
Blimey...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:28, closed)