Getting OldDrimble asks: When was it last brought home to you just how old you're getting? We last asked this in 2004, and you're eight years older now. Eight. Years.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:24)
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I'm guessing you'll get short shrift here Rorymost'll have you on ignore.
I just can't cause it's so fucking funny to see you make such a blundering, gauche fool of yourself.
You are my François Pignon.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:08, 1 reply)
haven't you got arses to wipe?chop chop
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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What?!Oh wait - you assumed cause I work in an oldies home that I'm a carer (a noble and compassionate vocation).
You fucking numpty. Could I possibly be doing something else in an oldies home other than caring.
My god, if it wasn't so funny it'd be sad.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:24, closed)
Dunno, given your low intellect and obesity levels you're clearly more than cut out to be a carer.We'll discount management, so I suppose that leaves you wiping up shit from the toilet and the incontinence bins or you spend all day sat on your fat arse reading the adventures of spot the dog to people whacked on risperidone as 'activities champion'.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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You're just angling to fill the vacant position after your last carer quit(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:02,
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Whoops.You missed out on me replacing light fittings, fitting new taps, putting screws in walls to hold up pictures and generally making the facility safe.
Fuck me, your world-view is very narrow and slanted - ever thought of getting a campaign manager & going into politics?
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Living with your Mummyand inter-breeding hamsters to sell on ebay isn't the biz.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:16, closed)
well yours must get busy roryGiven that you talk as well as shit out of it
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