
Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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I've finally hit that age where I have more cups of tea than I have wanks.
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:10, 11 replies)

I'll could dip my bag in boiling hot water and stir it with my dick....
....milk anyone?
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:18, closed)

still leave them on your bedside table without disturbing your concentration?
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:14, closed)

Mind you, I do average about 8-10 cups of tea a day....
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:15, closed)

*goes misty-eyed*
The only way to revise, all day, every day, in the run up to finals, was one hour's essay writing, then a wank, and a cup of tea, or Vimto, depending on how hot it was, then another 75 minutes of essay/ wank/ drink fun. Repeat until 6pm. It's all been downhill (in the tea:wank ratio) ever since. The essay: wank ratio has been climbing ever since, however.
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:26, closed)
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