*sigh*
I've finally hit that age where I have more cups of tea than I have wanks.
(tinpixel, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:10, 11 replies)

Learn to combine the two
Hours of fun!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:13, closed)

Good idea!
I'll could dip my bag in boiling hot water and stir it with my dick....

....milk anyone?
(tinpixel, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:18, closed)

Why not
Just try tea-bagging?
(McChinaman banned, Sat 2 May 2009, 6:27, closed)

Does your Mum
still leave them on your bedside table without disturbing your concentration?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:14, closed)

What's strange about that?
Mind you, I do average about 8-10 cups of tea a day....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:15, closed)

I don't
But only because I don't drink tea.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:27, closed)

this
is fucking hillarious!!!

have a click, mate.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:14, closed)

Wow, a click from the master!
I shall cherish it allways...
(tinpixel, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:47, closed)

Aah, to be a student again...
*goes misty-eyed*

The only way to revise, all day, every day, in the run up to finals, was one hour's essay writing, then a wank, and a cup of tea, or Vimto, depending on how hot it was, then another 75 minutes of essay/ wank/ drink fun. Repeat until 6pm. It's all been downhill (in the tea:wank ratio) ever since. The essay: wank ratio has been climbing ever since, however.
(cheesehead, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:26, closed)

funny
as fuck!
(Errin C, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:56, closed)

Heheh
Brilliant!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:39, closed)