Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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No No No No NoI do not want to turn out like my dad, because that means I'll be shagging a ginger dog like my step mum, who has a fanny like a ripped out fireplace*
*she has had lots of kids.
euuurggghhhhhhh
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:53, 7 replies)
I'm confusedYour stepmum shagged a ginger dog?
Pics or etc etc ....
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:16, closed)
AndHOW do you know how big your step mum's fanny is?
Do I really want to know?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:29, closed)
I think I need to clarify, or do I.... LolMy step mum is a whore.
Who has so many children Im not surprised that her uterus hasn't fallen out.
I dont actually know if her growler is huge, but I presume so, as my half brother is a right fat cunt.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:25, closed)
I think the phrase you're looking for isshe has a cunt like a butchers shop window
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:27, closed)
nahits like a ginger tom having its throat slit.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:01, closed)
and there's me thinking..the phrase is "fanny like a ripped sofa"
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:07, closed)
I believeits "having a clunge like a dropped kebab"
Profanisaurus FTW!
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