Our babies?
I didn't think I'd even met you!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:04, 1 reply)

you didn't need to
you got me pregnant via people osmosis. too many straight women over there - your spluff travelled overseas and entered me like the miracle of god into mary.
or some such.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 May 2009, 13:06, closed)

Ahhh. That makes perfect sense.
I knew I shouldn't have wanked into that randomly-addressed envelope.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:09, closed)

too darn right you shouldn't have
giving birth to eight children was hideous - I grew deformed. May have to start asking for government support now!

And my poor poor womb will never be the same ever again. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 May 2009, 13:11, closed)

You have to take the blame for some of that.
Next time jizz-soaked stationery arrives through your letterbox, perhaps rubbing it around your twat shouldn't be your first response.

And I can't help it if my pheromones make me utterly irresistible.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:19, closed)

oh god
it was far too late for a bed lol but you get one anyway.

And I couldn't help it! I hadn't had any action for that long - it was the closest thing I could get to real sex. See - even jizz from a man was satisfying!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 May 2009, 13:27, closed)