Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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It's begunI walk into the kitchen and have no idea what I went in there for, I spend literally some minutes looking for things that are in my pocket or even worse my hand. My waist size overtook my inside leg measurement for the first time last year. I now use farts as a weapon instead of being embarrassed.
I fear that at a future social event I may attempt the Chuck Berry "Duck Walk"
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:37, 1 reply)
ah yestalking to someone on my mobile yesterday, I stopped, patted my pockets, and then said out loud "where the fuck's my phone!?"
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:41,
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