Gingers! Sectioned! Lazy! Racist!
Before I begin, I want to stress that I am not ginger. I am pale and lightly freckled, but not ginger.

I have, however, got ginger friends (in fact, of our sales management team of five, three are ginger, and one is me [ginger-skinned, apparently]). On a number of occasions we've had a lot of fun (although one has been sectioned [unrelated to gingerness]). On one memorable occasion, we

Actually, do you know what?

I can't be bothered. Fuck it. Why make a long post about a ginger friend, or ginger comments, when gingerness didn't directly affect anything?

Maybe next week we can have

Blacks! Are you black? Do you know any blacks? Can you see them in the dark if they aren't smiling?

or

Asians! Do they all own sweetshops?

or

Chinese! Are they all cat-eating sweatshop owners?

I mean, guys, come on! Why have a suggestion board if we never use it?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:35, 2 replies)

Can you see a darkie in a coalshed? Well -
We had a friend who lived with us for a few months. He came from a part of Uganda where it was not wise to keep a light on at night. Many times I'd walk into a darkened room and not know he was there until he spoke, or on one occasional smiled and opened his eyes.
Scared me rigid.
He wasn't ginger though, thank fuck.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:42, closed)

I am Asian and do not own a sweetshop. I do own a sizeable amount of makeup though.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:06, closed)