If you could somehow combine that with Lego Mindstorms,
you'd have a robot which knew you needed a wank before you did.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:24, 1 reply)

Jesus, that's good!
And it'd create a breed of super-intelligent toys that might go on to take over the world (whilst providing a little essential mastabatory relief at the same time).
( SpankyHanky, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:27, closed)

My mate confessed
that when he was a teenager he tried to build a hand-cranked wanking machine out of Technics Lego but all that happened was that it kept nipping his skin and snagging his pubes in the gearing.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:29, closed)

why the fuck
would anyone do this?

nevermind confess to it later on?!
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:43, closed)