Protest Anecdote
The last 14 days, eh?

Well, I've pretty much become a smoker. I've been a casual smoker (maybe one or two with a beer on a Saturday) for a while, but I think I've had about 5 a day (not much, I know) every day for about a week now.

I know it's bad for me. I know it could prove expensive. I know it's crap in that you have to go and stand outside in the winter...

Thing is, I fucking love smoking, and what with needing to find a new flat, working long hours at work, etc., I am a little bit stressed, right now, and am finding that very little else hits the spot.

Obviously, I could stop at any time if I wanted to (yeah, right....)
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:30, 5 replies)

And you forgot it makes you look cool and more attractive to the opposite sex
And certain studies have showen it can increase your penis size by 15"*







*May contain elements of bollocks
( SpankyHanky, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:32, closed)

15" Bollocks
My my!
(Kip, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:34, closed)

I know the feeling
I'm on 20 a day again (took 7mths to get there mind) but I had given up for the previous 3.5yrs, I of course can stop at any time too, it's easy, I've done it loads of times!
(Kip, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:33, closed)

Stand out from the crowd
and smoke a pipe. It makes you look wise and you can gesture with it during debates as a form of visual punctuation.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:37, closed)

not to mention
poking someone in the chest with it

can't do that safely with a cigarette
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:45, closed)