Red Heads are clearly the cause of most unreasonable behavior today
Why we are picking on people this week, I though I would get in and have my say, don't worry in the end it is all about Red Heads.

Last week I went for a holiday in the country of Malaysia. A fantastic place, beautiful Islands, nice capital city, great weather etc etc.

The only down side of this country is it's very strong Muslim influence.

Some of things that have been brought about IN LAW by the Muslim majority.

1 - No Pork Products allowed in public, which translates as no bacon served in the hotel breakfast buffet. They do offer up "beef bacon" but, compared to the real thing that is like fucking with a sock on your old fella.

2 - No public affection, in fact any person who say holds hands or kisses another person of the opposite gender in public is liable to be publicly caned. Or in other words, demonstrate love for another will get you beaten with a stick!

3 - Women are expected to cover there heads and bodies. (OK this isn't law but, you won't be charged by the police for beating a female relative who refuses to do it). In a place where there is high humidity and temperature if over 30 everyday, they force women to dress in head to toe covering, usually made from nylon or the equivalent of an apparel oven.

While on this holiday my wife's camera was stolen. Now I can only deduce the following;

The majority of the inhabitants of the country are Muslim therefore my camera was stolen by a muslim or in summary, all Muslims are thieving bastards.

And now the part that makes me sure that all these Muslims are bad and evil people (apart from their affinity with killing innocent people in the name of their imaginary friend Allah). Muhammad, the prick who got this whole bunch of infidel haters started was...................

A RED HEAD!
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:36, 4 replies)

"the Muslin majority"?
So that's why some people call them ragheads!
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 5:20, closed)

No, no, no
We mustn't call them 'rag heads' or 'towel heads'

Apparently the turban is made from a small sheet, so the correct term is 'little sheet heads'

:)
( snee held his breath since, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:49, closed)

I did say "some people"
Personally I feel that the term "Musselman" has a certain retro charm.

Anyway the OP's gone and edited out their spelling error so my post above doesn't make sense anymore
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 0:24, closed)

You forgot the 'paedo' bit...
Didn't Muhammed marry his 9 year old cousin?
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 10:43, closed)