Someone
please stop me going onto the Daily Mail website. I'm losing my faith in humanity.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:55, 45 replies)

Stop it! Now!

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:14, closed)

stop!
Add it to your list of banned sites :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:15, closed)

I
know I shouldn't, what with me being a dirty forrun liberal leftie tree hugger.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:23, closed)

except for david cameron apparantly ;)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:26, closed)

Sshhhhh

I can't help it. Though I swing between wanting to smack him and wanting to fuck him senseless.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:28, closed)

Both!
A bit of light bdsm is never a bad thing....

*slaps*
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:31, closed)

Or both at the same time.
! mindpiss
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:31, closed)

Too late...

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:32, closed)

He went to public school, so he'd probably be into that sort of thing.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:33, closed)

I bet he would
And yes, yes I would.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:35, closed)

You'd what?
Engage in some light bdsm, or fuck Cameron?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:36, closed)

David Cameron
bdsm is not my thing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:39, closed)

Huzzah.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:40, closed)

Nor mine, really
Clothes pegs will forever remain unaquainted with my nipples, and those of my partners!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:40, closed)

Cameron gang bang?
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:44, closed)

I vote yes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:44, closed)

I'd join in for the girls,
but on a strict condition of no man to man contact!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:45, closed)

Not even to punch his smug face?
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:47, closed)

Well, possibly
Although I'd hope to have other things on my mind, if I'm honest...

A gang bang in which I wanted to punch other participants would be a disappointment, somehow.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:48, closed)

What if I roped in Malcolm Tucker?
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:49, closed)

I see what you're doing there...
And the ratio is getting a little man-heavy!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:50, closed)

How about Gillian Anderson and Sara Rue?
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:51, closed)

Things are getting better

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:52, closed)

you mean...
you wouldn't go gay for Malcolm Tucker?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:52, closed)

not for anyone
i'm afraid

except maybe House
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:53, closed)

I can't watch House. Keep picturing him in his BlackAdder guises.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:54, closed)

you've ruined it now
i'm forever straight!!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:55, closed)

yeah
or in A Bit of Fry and Laurie being told to shut up by Stephen Fry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:55, closed)

House
seems to be the subject of many men's exceptions.

Possibly you're right. Malcolm Tucker might be a wee bit scary
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:55, closed)

Sorry, just noticed...
Dirty (and forrin)??

Ding Dong *arches eyebrow*
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:34, closed)

I'm from south Asia, so obviously I have no business being in merry olde England.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:36, closed)

Ah well, this is true
However, when the BNP get in and come looking for you I'll partition my attic for you.

Besides, life's no fun without forriners
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:37, closed)

she can be your very own Anne Frank

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:39, closed)

I'm no good at keeping quiet!
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:40, closed)

I always wanted an Asian of my own!
Although one who can't keep quiet?

Well, no-one's perfect.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:41, closed)

yeah, sorry about that!
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:43, closed)

Don't worry
It's not an insoluble problem...

With creativity, a solution will be found!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:44, closed)

hmm this is a difficulty
soundproofing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:45, closed)

That's one option
and quite a good one at that (egg boxes and card, anyone?)

Easier than what I thought initially, anyway!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:46, closed)

Wouldn't a gag be easier?
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:49, closed)

That's what I had in mind for you
originally...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:50, closed)

*is square*
gag would be the obvious, but most uncomfortable
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:53, closed)

yes
but could be fun for limited periods (esp with the economy as it is)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:54, closed)

Yeah, we know the sort of solution that comes to hand, too.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:53, closed)

Stop wanking

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:53, closed)