Decided
to be an altar boy, because they took you on a summer trip.

Let myself into the sacristy one sunday to get ready, then discovered i was an hour early due to the clocks changing.

I then decided to help myself to a dozen or so of the 'jumbo hosts', the ones that the dirty beast himself gets to eat.

After about 60 seconds of mooching about, i got bored and decided there and then i no longer wanted to be an altar boy.

I walked home and ate 5 or 6 of the jumbo hosts by way of a protest and put the rest in a dog shit.


One way ticket please...
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:26, 2 replies)

Thats just lovely
have a click
( SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:30, closed)

It's OK
They don't actually turn in baby jesus until the priest does his hockey-kokey over them.
(ragged, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:48, closed)