Confirmation Name
I got into the whole Jesus shindig rather late, all I wanted was the bread and wine (less so the bread).

I started working in a Church doing the microphones and tech stuff and became more involved. Soon I decided to go up for communion (give me the wine dammit) and was refused as I hadn't been confirmed - blessing instead.

So I started classes once a week for a few months. Then a load of us in the area got confirmed together by the Big Bishop, had the ceremony, got the wine and then headed into the back room for post-service sandwiches and a chat.

Now without the full regalia, robes and hat, Bishops look very different. I didn't recognise mine when he began chatting to me, I just thought he was another Church Joe.

"Have you decided on a Confirmation Name?"

I hadn't. I thought for a moment.

"Probably Bob or Jim, dunno really."

"It really should be a Biblical Name."

"Any name from the Bible?"

"Sure."

"Well then, it's a toss up between Jesus and Lucifer then."
(MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:43, 2 replies)

GENIUS!
*click*
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:28, closed)

You'd be Jess or Lucy inside of a month.
Either name is gold.
(Helixdaunting, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:54, closed)