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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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I defaced several hymnbooks
by adding 'le' to all instances of the word 'womb'.

"...offspring of the virgin's womble" etc.

Oh how the congregation laughed.*

* actually, oh how they glared at the little twat at the back trying not to giggle
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:47, 2 replies)
I always used to giggle
when we had to sing 'all things bright and beautiful', mainly because there is a verse that starts with the words 'the purple headed mountain'.

When you are 13 this is quite possibly the funniest thing ever.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:00, closed)
I've just got engaged
Wedding's likely to be next summer. As a professional musician (singer) who does most of my gigs in churches, I'm deciding on the hymns/anthems myself. My favorite has to be the one with the refrain "All Through the Night".

However, my second favorite is "Behold the Bridegroom Cometh": first two lines are:
Behold the Bridegroom cometh in the middle of the night,
and blest is he whose loins are girt, whose lamp is burning bright


EDIT: it nearly fits to tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic". Apart from the last line. That would be genius. /music geek.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:07, closed)

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