I was friends with the Christian Union Rep at college
He was pretty hardcore. He told me that he accepted that God was a vengeful God, and believed that only the righteous who lived according to the Word of God would be saved. Sinners like me would go to Hell, or (he hoped but thought it might be wishful thinking) linger in Purgatory for all Eternity.

Then he had too many drinks in the pub one night and tried to feel my cock whilst whispering that he wanted me.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:00, Reply)