Bloody JW's
They called round my house one Sunday morning when I was nursing a hangover. I should've known better than to open the door, as I could see already see their inane smiles through the spy hole in the door.

JW's: "Do you think there will ever be peace in the world?"

Me: "You're JW's, aren't you?"

JW's: "Yes"

Me: "sorry, not interested" *Starts to close door*

JW: "Would you mind telling me why you feel that way?"

Me: "Yes, I would mind. You come round to my house without invitation and now you think I owe you an explanation? Sod off now!" *Closes door*

Never heard from them again.
(lolwhites, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:51, Reply)