More a hope than a belief...
That God has a sense of humour.
Otherwise I'm probably in trouble for having myself ordained by The Church Of The Christianship (yes, Christianship) Ministries of Fresno California and performing my first baptism in the third row of a church a few weeks back with a bottle of Mount Franklin water and a mate's baby (while his wife's back was turned).
What can I say? It was a long ceremony we'd been dragged to and the pair of us got bored.
Later this year I'm doing a wedding.
I've rather stupidly been given carte blanche by the happy couple - I'm thinking Jedi robes and a rambling speech about love, togetherness and bounty hunters might be the go.
Any suggestions gratefully accepted.
( difficultchild, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 4:00, 2 replies)

Get out of Fresno.
Move to Bakersfield.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 7:22, closed)

I'm WAY out of Fresno...
I live in Sydney, Australia and have never even been to Fresno. I just spotted their "cjurch" offering ordinations for cash in the back of National Enquirer.
( difficultchild, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 3:21, closed)