My mum was quite the religious nutter.
When I started my periods, she told me I was dirty, and only girls that did disgusting things with lads got periods. I was still a virgin, FFS!

Mind you, I soon got her back after the school disco. She got stabbed by the kitchen knives, and all I had to do was think about it.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 7:27, 3 replies)

Good one
Only got it when you mentioned the kitchen knives
(Capo, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 7:52, closed)

Pig's
Blood
( Weejock, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:22, closed)

First Stephen King I read.
Great book, catchy post.
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:53, closed)