Life is unfair
It's my birthday today.

I'm sat at my desk at work. I've got a meeting in a minute with a bloke named Mr Dick (who is a German, but lets not hold that against him), I have to try and sell Mr Dick some shit without smirking whenever I say his unfortunate name.

I should be at home opening presents.

And that cunt Jesus always had his birthday on Christmas Day, the lucky fucker...

He'd never once have to work on his fucking birthday. No, all he'd do is sit round, eat turkey, watch the Queens' speech, open his presents (probably a pair of fucking sandles and a beard trimmer), and drink Baileys and eat Quality Streets til he vomitted in the kitchen bin.

What a fucking jammy cunt...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:30, 6 replies)

technically he would suffer the.. its a birthday and christmas present combined scam..
cunts.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:33, closed)

Yeah
and he narrowly escaped being called Noel too.
(Rsoles, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:36, closed)

Aww, sympathy
It was my 21st on Monday and I had to sit an organic chemistry test. But I did get very drunk that evening :D I suggest you do the same!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:02, closed)

I used to work...
... with a girl called Miss Dick, who rather ironically I thought, was a lesbian. Maybe she'd had enough of Dick in her life?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:49, closed)

Happy birthday
Its my birthday as well today. However i was able to finish work at 12 and im currently sitting at home having a beer. I could have one for you if it will help you.
(welgar, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:42, closed)

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HAPPY BORNDAY!

Also, my housemate's birthday is December 25th, he hates it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:48, closed)