JW’s
Ahh this one takes me back.

The year was 5 BK (Before Kids- (in my life anyway)) me and the missus were having a lazy day off of work. I had been pissing about on my N64 trying to get a 100% complete on Ocarina of Time when the doorbell rang.

I opened the door to see two JW’s, copy of Watchtower in hand at the ready. They introduced themselves and gave me the obligatory question about faith.

I must have had an off day then as I decided to have a conversation with the JWs about my own personal views on religion and why I would not want to be a JW. The JWs were pretty good and held up a decent argument for a while until I got to the subject of blood transfusions. As the woman went into a tirade about how they (The JW’s) use things better than blood she suddenly stopped dead and stared at something over my shoulder.

I turned to see my soon to be wife had realised that I was never going to slam the door in their faces and decided to do something herself. She had popped upstairs and gone into her special wardrobe for props.

So now myself and the JWs were looking at the sight of her dressed in her very skimpy PVC horny devil costume (Complete with mini pitchfork). I picked my jaw up off the floor , turned to the JWs and said “ As you can see I have a better option staying with the devil for now, cheers though” and slammed the door to go be wicked with the aforementioned PVC clad devil.

I think that this little stunt may have got us blacklisted as they have never called again, which is a shame as I never found out what was better than blood in a blood transfusion.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:05, 2 replies)

Not sure about "better", but...
Try These
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 17:49, closed)

Ahh
Cheers for that I never held the thought in my head long enough to remember looking it up on Wikipedia. Damn my ability to become easily distracted.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:50, closed)