Waco
My mate was in Waco with his wife and kids, lived through the whole David Koresh thing. They were trapped in there for fifty-one days.

On the last day when the ATF went in guns blazing they legged it outside and didn't stop sprinting til they got back to dear old Blighty.

When they got back I invited my mate out to the pub.

I asked him what it was like living through that nightmare and he told be he'd had a moment of ephiphany. He realised it just wasn't on to have some weird bloke bang on about being the Son of God and ask to fuck his Mrs.

He decided he wanted to leave on the morning of the seige, but being an unlucky twat got stuck in the thick of it before the taxi arrived.

"You know what I remember most of all," he says, sipping on a nice cold pint of amber nectar. "I remember going right up to David Koresh, looking him in his eye and saying...


...no sects, please - we're British."
( SpankyHanky, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:10, 5 replies)

Heh
Only people of a certain age will get that


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:14, closed)

Is of a certain age.
*laughs*
( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:21, closed)

Ah, Ronnie Corbet...

I quietly despaired when I saw him on that godawful sketch for Comic Relief.

Mr Barker will be spinning in his grave
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:28, closed)

it's...
ATF not AFT
(seshmarls, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 4:45, closed)

SPANG
that is all.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:07, closed)