In times of hardship,
a lot of the evangelical-type teachers who ran my Surbiton-branch-of-the-Westboro-Baptist-masquerading-as-Church-of-England primary school would say,
"Perhaps this is God's way of testing you."

Now, I've been a staunch atheist as long as I can remember, but if - just if, they're right...

...and the intolerably pigshit-thick computing student who drove me up the fucking wall for the last four weeks with his endless inane and pointless questions, to which I'd have to find sixteen different ways of explaining the blindingly fucking obvious answer...if he is actually a test sent by The Lord, then the almighty really is taking the fucking piss.

And I will quite gleefully fail God's test and stab the stupid twat in the face with a book.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:58, Reply)