Afterlife
I wish I could take credit for this, but it's not mine. I came across this idea in a book several years ago and it's one of the most subtle and brilliant ideas of a way for the universe to work...

A perfect heavenly afterlife for a specific set of people. Everyone else goes into oblivion. No hell, they just stop existing.

But here's the catch. Only the atheists go to heaven. So if you have a fundie christian (let's call him Ray for the sake of example) who tells everyone about God, Jesus and the afterlife...

"Poor Raymond! Too bad he's not with us, gloating and telling us 'I told you so!'. He sure did tell us so Why, if he hadn't, he would be here with us now!"

Bonus kittens for anyone else who knows where this came from :)
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 19:12, Reply)