Liam Gallagher dies
and goes to Heaven. St Peter takes him on a tour. He meets all the greats: John Lennon (John tells him "I'm a great fan Liam - I wrote all your albums"), Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, the guy who did 'Monster Mash'...

Finally he comes to a huge throne of marble and gold. There, attended by angels and shrouded in clouds of glory, sits Bono.

"Hang on...I didn't know Bono was dead."

"Oh no, that's God. He just thinks he's Bono."
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 19:36, Reply)