Earthquake
There was an earthquake at the Christian Brothers' Monastery, which was leveled. All fifty brothers were killed and went to heaven at the same time.

At the Pearly Gates, St Peter said, "Let's go through the entry test as a group. First question, how many of you have played around with little boys?"

Forty-nine hands went up.

"Okay, right!" said St Peter. "You forty-nine can go down to Purgatory to atone for that before you can enter Heaven. Oh, and take that deaf bastard with you!"
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 21 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)