Parochial House
I used to live on an island with 2 other Priests; a lecherous old alcoholic and a bumbling idiot. We had lots of scrapes, I nearly left for a parish in the US but in the end decided life on Craggy Island was for me. Now where's Mrs. Doyle with a cup of tea?
(kitescreech still here, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:12, 6 replies)

"The money
was just resting in my account."
( monkeybananaraffle, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:14, closed)

Feck.
Drink. Girls. And the other thing he said which I can't remember.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:35, closed)

Arse
I believe is the word you're looking for :)
(TuftyBee should have been working on, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 20:00, closed)

That...
...would be an ecumenical matter.
(Photon wasting your time since, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 1:31, closed)

NAN!
No, Father, "nun".

NUN? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! *leaps through window*

I can run and run with Father Ted quotes: my lapsed Catholic mum loves it :D
( Maladicta, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 18:47, closed)

Down with this sort of thing!
Careful now!
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 7:18, closed)