HOW BEST TO PISS OFF A PRIEST
Sunday School, I'm about thirteen and really not enjoying it. I'm sat looking out the window at the sunshine, wishing I was out there with all the normal kids who hadn't had years of Catholic dogma fed to them like so much chopped liver.

The preist who's teaching us about some God-related twattery doesn't like me anyway. He sees I'm not paying any attention at all.

"Spanky... Spanky... SPANKY!!!" having finally caught my attention he looms over me. "That's ten Hail Mary's for gazing out the window like an idiot."

To which I reply: "I'll see your ten Hail Mary's and raise you fifteen Hail Caesars!"





...don't know why my parents insisted I went to Sunday School...

...it was like that pretty much every week...
( SpankyHanky, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:50, Reply)