Let's work this out...
If the average person lives to the average age of 75 years and has one poo a day at the average length of eight inches per-poo, then, by time they die -with obvious variables aside- they would have laid down three and a half miles of mud biscuits!

Three and a half miles! That'll take (most) people over an hour to walk. a group lifetime effort of just twelve people could lay a faecal rope from London to Brighton. (What a day out that could become!)

The current global population of 6+billion will, going by the above calculations, create 20.7 billion miles of fudge if they were placed brown-end to end.

That's a whole load of shit.

Which is kinda my increasing attitude towards most religions. If religion ceased to exist, we could only blame ourselves for our problems.

Bill Hicks once said religion should be based on love and not fear.

I have no problem with people seeking comfort from life's hardships in religion, in fact, that's great, but religion also creates suicide bombers and puts Texans in the White House.

Ho hum.

Sorry for the long, overly simplistic read, but I'm hungover.

Ta.
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:27, Reply)