God Eh?
Thought I would regale any readers with the time that I found God and then lost it. I promise you it wont be longwinded and will keep it as close to the point as I can.

Before I start I will let you know that I am not some nutcase follower of Christ who will bang on about how everyone will be judged when they die, I’m just a normal bloke who will look into all options before believing it was the work of God. Not even when I thought I had lost my best mate did God come into my head.

Now the backstory is done back to the topic at hand. I was out with a few mates and one annoying little prick when we all had a vision, not one of those bearded white guy in robes that you see on TV but a full on vision of nature and the landscape changing before us. Although me and my mates were scared we did pluck up the courage to attempt to speak to God.

Despite being God (and therefore All knowing), we were asked a few strange questions, such as how we got there. I answered the question truthfully and was shocked to hear that ‘God’ wanted to come with us. At this moment I thought it was either a test of faith (To get me and my mates going places to pass the word of God) or that somewhere in the background Jean Michelle Jarre was hid and hoping for a lift home. I plucked up the courage to ask God why he needed transportation and he kicked my ass.

Thankfully my mates realised that my question didn’t need to be resolved with violence and we buggered off pretty quick, killing God with a disruptor blast from the Bird of Prey that was parked nearby.

I then went back home to continue my camping holiday with my mates.

Love James T Kirk
(mon bison powered by magnets, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 12:33, 1 reply)

I thought LSD was going to be involved in that one.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, closed)