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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!
Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic
( , Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!
Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic
( , Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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Burn in hell..
I just remembered, on a press xmas shopping trip to brum, walking along the street above the (old) bullring - just opposite the KFC there was a 6 foot something, 50+ black guy with a big bushing bear, stood on an upturned milk crate, sign/bible in had... espousing his religious view.... that would be all ok, but it wasn't particularly cheerful, something along the lines of.
"for you are all sinners
and he is a vengefull god
and you have offended him
and you will burn in the fires of hell for eternity".
No way out... just that, over and over again.
Recently I saw a street preacher informing everyone that Jesus came from (or was of) Jerusalum... then go all David Brent on us by trying to convince everyone over his karaoke kit, that Christ must exist, because Jerusalem exists, it's real, on a map, you can check...
Yep, so that's Santa existing 'cos the North Pole is indicated on some maps. And weird genetic anomolie people in the Sewers 'cos of an episode of x-files then?
( , Mon 23 Mar 2009, 12:41, Reply)
I just remembered, on a press xmas shopping trip to brum, walking along the street above the (old) bullring - just opposite the KFC there was a 6 foot something, 50+ black guy with a big bushing bear, stood on an upturned milk crate, sign/bible in had... espousing his religious view.... that would be all ok, but it wasn't particularly cheerful, something along the lines of.
"for you are all sinners
and he is a vengefull god
and you have offended him
and you will burn in the fires of hell for eternity".
No way out... just that, over and over again.
Recently I saw a street preacher informing everyone that Jesus came from (or was of) Jerusalum... then go all David Brent on us by trying to convince everyone over his karaoke kit, that Christ must exist, because Jerusalem exists, it's real, on a map, you can check...
Yep, so that's Santa existing 'cos the North Pole is indicated on some maps. And weird genetic anomolie people in the Sewers 'cos of an episode of x-files then?
( , Mon 23 Mar 2009, 12:41, Reply)
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