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This is a question God

Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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Well, I went to Shepherd's Bush Market
And there was a sign telling me there was no God, only Allah. I think that cleared it up for me.

If not, then it's probably the mass of medical shit thrown my way:

-Lopsided jaw, with a recent discovery that I don't have the bone density in it to fix it much.
-Thin skull; I only need a tap on it to get concussion
-Following the last one, I'm deaf, with only one inner ear, which means my balance is shot. I go over like a tonn of bricks in an earthquake.
-Underactive thyroid, which led to me nearly being in a coma. That didn't help my balance much.
-Chondromalacia in both knees, which means my knees buckle at any given moment, painfully, which has led to me going over whilst crossing a road.

If there IS a God, he's certainly having fun with me!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, 2 replies)
Not fun.
He hates you.

Assuming he exists.

What does it mean if he doesn't?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:45, closed)
Somebody else's God
Must hate you instead.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 14:06, closed)

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