The Mormon Church has some great folks in it!
I caught a commercial over here (US) for a free 'Book or Mormon.' Thought to myself: I don't know much about these Mormons...let's give it a read.

So, a week later, arrives my lovely Book of Mormon. I read through it (mostly while on the crapper) and found it 'interesting.'

Two weeks later and a siren-sounding lass phones me and asks if I received the book, "Yes, hurrah for the Post Office" says I and she replies with "Would You like to have someone from our Church come by and talk about it?"

Now, I am a nice bloke. Live and let live, says I! And the girl DID sound rather, erm, divine.

So I said "Sure!"

Well, I forgot ALL about scheduling it with them and two weeks later, after a night of excessive binge drinking and eating Maryland Steamed Crabs (a local delicacy), I was absolutely hammered...so was my best friend.

So, 'Welcome' says I and in walk three of the HOTTEST Mormom chick's I've EVER seen! They sit in the formal living room, with me in a pair of boxer shorts and a t-shirt and my buddy just sat there in his boxers.

I proceeded, as did my Mate, to spend the next sixty minutes listening to their pitch...and every couple of minutes, one of us would pipe up with "Yeah, that's awesome. Erm, hey, any chance You Girls would want to go out with us? Can you do that? Dinner? Maybe a couple pints?"

Now, they didn't convert me, BUT, I have to say: not one of them ever batted an eye. So, hats off to the Mormon Hotties who came to my home in Severna Park! If You're reading this, and have left the Church, come on over and take me up on that offer!

Amen.
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:23, 3 replies)

You get a click
for the typo in the first line, which suggests you were offered a 'free book OR Mormon'.

Mormons are so much better when you don't have to pay for them...
(judeski walked on water and ran through fire, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:44, closed)

Thanks.
Ever since Donny and Marie, I've found Mormons to expect too high a price anyway.

So, for me it's Free Mormons or NO Mormons!
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:26, closed)

Um
Mormons don't drink booze.

Your pitch might have been slightly off.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:23, closed)