My life started off somewhat incongruously,
when I was was merely hours old and a group of guys who'd decided to bestow gifts upon me suddenly changed their minds.

Anyway, time went on and my mother told me that I was of a different descent to what I had initially thought. I was disgusted and tried my best to fight against this terrible injustice, putting into play my super graffiti skills (though I wish I'd brought my dictionary).

I fell in love and all that sort of thing, and then came a time where for some inexplicable reason everyone decided that they loved me and that I was the best person to ever wear sandals. This was very odd, especially as just a short time later I ended up hanging from a cross. Of course, I managed to keep it all at bay with my own inimitable humour, leading the crowds in sing-song til the very end.


(Shirley Bindun?)
(judeski walked on water and ran through fire, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:03, 1 reply)

Har har har
Nicely done, bignose.
(Helixdaunting, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:25, closed)