You're locked up ...
... in a room, together with Robbie and Robin Williams.

You carry a gun, with only a single bullet in it. Who would you shoot?





Yourself, since you'll never manage to silence them both with only a single bullet.
(Obsidian, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:04, 1 reply)

Robbie Williams
You then spend the next 72 hours torturing and pistol-whipping Robin Williams - finally finishing him off by choking him to death with the severed and by now rotting penis of Robbie Williams.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:09, closed)

I would argue in favour of doing it the other way round
And making Robbie Williams suffer for longer. But then he might try to crack a joke halfway through the proceedings. Or worse, he might try to sing fucking Angels as his "last words" whilst I throttled him with the decomposing duodenum of Robin Williams.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:45, closed)