Good deed
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?
"He said, "Yes.
I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "DIE, HERETIC SCUM!," and pushed him off.
(Bo Nidle Coming back in from the cold., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:06, 3 replies)

XD
Yes.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:13, closed)

You are Emo Philips
AICMFP
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:32, closed)

Well done
top marks, would you accept a lollypop instead?
(Bo Nidle Coming back in from the cold., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:40, closed)