JC and I

He's my best friend,
Though some think he's weird,
Our Lord the Messiah,
The bloke with the beard,

We went to the pub,
For a meal and some beer,
He smited a heathen,
He thought was a queer,

I said: "JC, you're mad!"
He said: "Don't get so lippy -
I'm the son of the Lord!"
"No, you're an itinerant hippie!"

On the bus home,
There was an unmarried mother,
JC kicked her head in,
And nutted her lover,

"Fuck this," I proclaimed, as I
stormed off the bus, "You're
causing me stress!"
"But I'm you're Messiah!"
"No, you're a cunt in a dress!"
( SpankyHanky, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:06, 1 reply)

Love it
Much better than "Jesus Christ, superstar..."
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:12, closed)