I'm not much of a Christian
In fact if someone says they have been to church I ask them how God was.

Now to give the background and pad this tale out more than is required, I am a big bloke, 6 feet 4 inches, shaved head, fit not fat and as a young man used to think I was pretty handy in a fight.

The biggest hiding i ever got, when the two brain cells I limited myself to as a 19 year old (one for drinking one for fighting) the one that ended my fighting career, was by a weedy bloke who looked just Jesus.

The story is now urban legend around my home town and I will be reminded approximately bi-annually with the immortal words,

"Hey Baddy, remember when you got your clock cleaned by one of them Jesus cunts"
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:50, 3 replies)

Um
How do you know he looked just like Jesus? Was he a short Middle Eastern fellow?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:00, closed)

More the catholic hanging on the cross up the front of a church look
5 foot 9, wiry, open toed sandals, wearing robe, carrying a cross........
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:13, closed)

Ahh
The long-haired white guy people keep seeing on slices of toast. It's an easy mistake to make - that's Jebus, not Jesus.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:15, closed)