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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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My god
My god sits in the back of the limousine.
My god comes in a wrapper of cellophane.
My god pouts on the cover of the magazine.
My god's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene.

I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype. I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right. I'll be there for you as long as it works for me. I play a game, it's called insincerity.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:06, 5 replies)
Nice
use of the NIN there, mate.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:09, closed)
mah favrit
NIN songs. Best chorus ever.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:28, closed)
Fucking excellent album
cant go a week without listening to the whole thing....
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:40, closed)
And when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
It's really not so bad, you know, once you get past the taste *just kiss it*.

Eh. I've been drinking. It'll be in my head all night. I might as well tell you what I reckon the best line is.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:11, closed)
NIN
If you like NIN, how about an even more fitting set of lyrics. You get a +1 for the track name;

He dreamed a God up and called it Christianity
God is dead and no one cares
If there is a hell I'll see you there
He flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line
He made a virus that would kill off all the swine
His perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain
Demands devotion, atrocities done in his name
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:48, closed)

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