Aww....ok Bert.

Can I take yours?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:20, 1 reply)

Sure
but please remember to fiddle with my body when you're done. I can't think of anything worse than dying but not being spunked up and burned.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:27, closed)

Just for that...

You're going to have a dignified funeral.

Well, as dignified as 'getting chucked into a wheelie bin full of battery acid and abandoned on Clapham Common' can be...;)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:32, closed)

Make that a wheel barrow
and I'll be a very happy bunny
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:42, closed)