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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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Heaven and Hell
Both of them are right here, and right now.

The angels and demons are here too, you will one or other of them when you look in the mirror every morning.

Your choice to wear horns and make the place hell for everyone else, or to wear a halo and carry a little slice of heaven wherever you go.

Choose wisely.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:10, 9 replies)
oh do stop
harping on!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:16, closed)
The devil I will!
It's my mission to be the light bringer.
If that's ok with you, angel.

Ugh, I really need some coffee and a book of easy to use Puns
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:35, closed)
Pardon me for raining on the propaganda parade...
...but it ain't that simple. Some people in the horns are railing against the naivity/hypocrisy* that this simplistic view represents, and that, in my book, makes them the ones with the halos.

Nicey-nicey all the time would be great, but it's exactly how nothing ever changes.

*delete according to subject's knowledge.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:42, closed)
(sigh) 3/10. See me after class. Bring Beer.
Not a simplistic view in any way. It's just simply stated.

You can work to make people miserable, or you can work to make them happy. Your methods as with your motives are up to you.

Choose wisely.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:55, closed)
Black and white?
No middle ground?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:27, closed)
You mean a mix
of black and white? Interracial? Teh god hates that :(
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:33, closed)
Meh,
Or indeed you can kick back, have a beer and just enjoy things as they come (shrug) no skin off my shin.

Middle ground ? Yeah, ok. So long as it's not grey, can't abide grey. So dull.
Make it a pretty colour and have all the middle gound you want.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:39, closed)
Idiot
STOP BEING SO BLINKERED
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:34, closed)
Way to go...
Yeah, like it. Start with an insult, that'll get 'em all to take notice.

Or have I missed the pun here ?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:40, closed)

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