*prays*
Please God, give us a new Question, it is Thursday.

I promise not to touch kids anymore if you do.

Bert.

EDIT Dammit, at 4 o'clock yesterday I should have just posted saying *wanks*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:50, 9 replies)

No need.
I had assumed you were.

At any given time, really.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:00, closed)

*wanks*
Eh?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:02, closed)

Yes.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:22, closed)

*still wanks*
Eh?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:27, closed)

puts cup of tea next to Bert
and leaves waiting for hilarity to start and the wanking to cease
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:07, closed)

The wankening
will never cease
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:11, closed)

That's my new life motto
I think it will look nice embroidered on a tie.
(w4I4q1O1 was hard at work on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:36, closed)

Should I change it to
Enwankening? Wankening doesn't sound right.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:06, closed)

*checks for availability of ice cream*
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:31, closed)