How to tell if God really hates you:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7963581.stm

I mean, here he is at home, healing from a nuclear blast, when there's a familiar flash in the sky. I bet his thought was "Shit, not again..."

He must be fecking 'ard. Even Bruce Lee couldn't lay claim to this one.

And his tombstone should read:

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:34, 3 replies)

Wow
he must have some serious built-in radiation resistance, right there.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:38, closed)

I would have thought
that he would have used his superpowers to bitchslap Robert Oppenheimer after that...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:41, closed)

Wow
Now THAT would have been a week to remember. It must have seemed like the whole world was being blown up and bombed and on fire.

Really scary.

Equally, if he was to go for that headstone it would totally be worth it.

edit: Anyone know if he had kids? That'd mark him out as having the most resilliant seed on the face of the earth. Sort of a planetary bukkake.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:53, closed)