Why Bert, I thought you'd never ask!
Oh, wait, you were talking to monkey86...

_{But I can fuck whilst wearing clothes...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:52, 1 reply)

Let's do it like
Gazelles, I'm feeling horny.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:59, closed)

And I'm feeling hoofy
Shall we get a rhino in?

Or a goat...they seem to have fallen out of fashion on here. Possibly 'cause they're full of al's love-liquid...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:00, closed)

GOATS
I want sixteen of them, on my cock, PRONTO.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:04, closed)

Christ, you ask a lot, don't you?`
I think I can get hold of a couple, but I think I'll have to let you down.

Like I let your mum down _{when I pulled the stopper out of her}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:06, closed)