Bert!
You know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Though the Oscillating Gibbon insists that ferrets are.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:15, 1 reply)

I revel in the lowest form of wit
it makes me feel big and clever and manly.

Just like when I pull out of your little sister.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:16, closed)

So, by one leap of logic,
you revel in ferrets?

And by another leap of logic, when you say "pulling out of [my] little sister," what you're actually saying to me is "masturbating furiously to poor quality youtube clips of Art Attack with a soup spoon up your arse and the skin of a pig's face stretched over your head."

_{NB My idea of logic may not be that logical}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:22, closed)

That sounds about right, actually
Neil Buchanan Ferret Sex For The Win!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:27, closed)

Do you think we impressed that internet-girl?
_{Do you think she'll join in...and maybe show us her boobs...?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:31, closed)

I'm expecting
vadge and brown knot at the very least.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:42, closed)