Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Oh dear.....Been lurking a while but couldn’t pass up this gem…...
A friend at uni, let’s call him Pat, is a bit of a lightweight when it comes to the beer. This however doesn’t stop him partaking and probably explains why he’s had to resit his entire 2nd year twice, but that’s another story. Anyways, one night I went round to his student digs he shares with a few of my Biology coursemates and 4 of us got though the WHOLE bottle of vodka I took round. Very quickly. Having a great night we decided to keep going and got to the off license before it closed, got a crate of beer, another bottle of vodka and some cola as mixer. After the 2nd bottle of vodka had gone as well as most of the beer, another housemate came home with a couple of ‘herbal cigarettes’ which went down nicely. “What happened to Pat?” you whisper among yourselves. Well…………….
I had been making sure Pat had partaken of mammoth drinks all night, you know the kind- vodka with a dash of cola for colour.
He was barely alive. So we got him upstairs and left him passed out. He awoke and came crashing downstairs fell into the room and almost through the window. Obviously in a real state and completely at our mercy, we did what any real friends would do: convinced him to have his hair shaved off. The hair he had been growing for 6 months. He passed out coma style half way through so we left it as a Mohican and drew all over his face in green marker pens. Which seemed okay at the time.
The next morning he found his new hairstyle and managed to scrub most of his face clean before getting to work. He missed the ‘I love men’ written across his scalp and the large green cock I drew behind his right ear. His Area Manager at work had to point them out to him during an inspection. Strangely, all my accomplices blamed me when he confronted us later. He said just these words “Too far mate”.
As he kneed me in the balls.
Obligatory apologies for length.
If it's any consolation, my penis is only 3 inches....but some girls like it that wide. Sorry.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:29, Reply)
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